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Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	216
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	162
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mines Excavated:	3019	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4971
Enchantments Applied:	130	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	152	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Votes:	4114
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	147	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1682	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.