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Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1115	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2949	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

athlete, autism, breaking barriers, Departure, empowerment, inspirational journey, mainstream media, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, overcoming challenges, personal struggle, professional wrestling, Rhonda Rousey, RONDA, Rousey, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Women in sports, wrestling career, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Votes:	7092
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, Visit

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!