Balls MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KosherCraft: Where Creepers Drop Matzah Balls & Villagers Dance the Hora

traditional music, Jewish identity, Dance, CREEPERS, HORA

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we play traditional Jewish music that sounds like it came straight out of an N64 villain theme song! You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you dancing in your mine shafts and battling creepers to the beat of the klezmer music. Who knew that Minecraft and Jewish music could go together like matzah ball soup and brisket? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready to have a blast!

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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

fertility, semen analysis, sperm count, reproductive health, Minecraft

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

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Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, zapper, Zeitgeist, Days, latch on

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

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Ball Lickin’ Craft

FANTASY, Sensual, Lickin, provocative behavior, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

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KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

Beliefs, judaism, Balls, History, heritage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BallSniffers Minecraft Server

odd, EMBARRASSING, sniff, awkward, desire

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.

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CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Minecraft, ice sports, intense competition, favorite sport, goal-scoring

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

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KosherCraft: Where Creepers and Matzah Balls Collide!

Conspiracy Theory, Balls, Arts, Race, KosherCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and open your eyes to the truth? Look no further! Our server is not just any ordinary server, it’s a place where you can explore the deep secrets of US culture and its Jewish influences.

Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!

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Blocky Balls Server: Where Creepers Get Castrated

mental health, Server, gender identity disorder, blocky, sexual health

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, it’s time to join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our server has custom weapons like the “Chicken Blaster 9000” to help you defeat them.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken army, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. But be careful, because there’s a rumor that a giant spider named Fluffy guards the biggest loot of them all.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly “Pig Racing” event where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Pig Racing Champion. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

suicidal thoughts, Desperation, Despair, coping mechanisms, relationship

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

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