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FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	4660
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5774
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	189
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!