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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Banhammer, Behavior, Childhood, childhood memories, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, Disobedience, family, grounding, long-term effects, moms, parental discipline, parents, punishment, rules, Sneaking, spanking, Strict, timeout, upbringing, worst punishment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8708
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!