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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Potions Brewed:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Potions Brewed:	78
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!