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Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Animals Bred:	63	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	5065	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	864
Animals Bred:	90	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Votes:	8240	New Chunks Explored:	58432
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	8419

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Void Armor Forged:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1916
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	601970
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5431
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	1080
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3588	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Votes:	328
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	6610	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!