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Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Votes:	1131

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, buds, Communication, CREEPERS, Decision making, Desires, emotional health, explode, fear, FRIENDSHIPS, Illness, LGBTQ, Men, mommy gf, personal growth, Preference, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, sex, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

parkour civ

Civ, ep, evbo, Minecraft, Parkour, planetminecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

this is the server for parkour civ made by evbo there are 20 ep so far and there will be more to come __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

parkour_civ.aternos.me:14100

Shrimpy & Smiley Server: Peppered with a pinch of Vanilla, version 1.16.5!

#addons, 1.16.5, Community, Cut, Fun, Horse, Improvement, INSTANT, Join, Life, Meet, Overhaul, people, Peppered, Pinch, Place, Quality, Server, Shrimpy, Smiley, smp, Tree, uk, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Animals Bred:	72	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview
I’ve made a vanilla smp server, that aims to be a small friendly place where you have fun and meet other people. It has a few quality of life improvement addons, like horse overhaul, instant tree cut down and etc. You can join at mateeeminecraft.uk.to, there’s no whitelist or nothing.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla SMP?	Yes, the server is a vanilla SMP server with some quality of life improvement addons.
What are some of the quality of life improvements?	Some of the improvements include horse overhaul, instant tree cut down, and more.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist required to join the server.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.

Jump Rookies R Us

1000, Anime, April, Competition, Contest, EmTZ65spAEk, EmTZ65spAEs, grand prize, grand prize winner, jump, Jump Rookie contest, Manga, rare, Rookie, rookies, series, shonen jump, Shonen Jump contest., Thoughts, Westerner, WIN, winner

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Farms Harvested:	898	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	7469
Magic Items Found:	3955	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you just won $1000? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even westerners are winning big bucks (apparently that’s rare, who knew?). Join us and embark on a journey filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected cash prizes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCuck – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Cheating and Betrayal

Avas, BETRAYAL, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheating, CraftyCuck, cringy cuck, cucks, horny cumdumpsters, impregnation, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR Captions, Server, Succubus dating guide, temptation, trust shattering, Ultimate, waifus, Wombs of the Gods, Working Mama Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Working Mama Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and impregnation!

Are you ready to discover that your Minecraft waifu might not be as loyal as you thought? Watch as your trust shatters with every block you place!

But don’t worry, our bulls are here to steal and impregnate other players’ waifus while they watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

So come on in and post pictures of your waifu for bulls to save and steal. Who knows, maybe your waifu will end up being a horny cumdumpster after all!

Join us on Working Mama Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Will you stay loyal, or will you be tempted to cheat with a big blocky cock? The choice is yours!

New Avatar Minecraft Server

Avatar, Conquer, Custom, Faction, Factions, IROH, Korra, last airbender, Minecraft, Plugin, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

This is a new server set in the world of Avatar the Last Airbender. It features a fully custom plugin with skills never before seen, designed for players to build their own world in a faction survival environment. Roleplay or fight to conquer the world, the choice is yours.

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Innocent Islands: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! Join us for Land Claim, Jobs, Economy, and custom chaos in 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Chaos, Claim, Creative, Custom, death, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, INCONVENIENCE, innocent, Islands, Jobs, Join, KitPvP, Land, Magic, Minigames, MINOR, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6716

Server Name	Innocent Islands
Gameplay	Adventure-driven gameplay filled with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges
Community	Friendly community-based survival server
Website	innocentislands.feathermc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to innocentislands.feathermc.gg

2. Is there a whitelist to join?

No, the server is open to all players.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect?

Adventure-driven gameplay with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges.

4. How do I become part of the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY to connect with other players and stay updated on events and announcements.

5. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, be sure to read the rules on the server website to ensure you follow the guidelines and maintain a friendly atmosphere for all players.

6. Can I create my own quests and challenges on the server?

While the server may have its own quests and challenges, you are encouraged to create your own adventures and share them with the community.

Blocky Banter

achievement, AMBITION, banter, blocky, career, college, Disappointment, discrimination, dreams, education, envy, Future, hatred, injustice, Jealousy, judgment, MONEY, opportunity, Resentment, society, stereotype, success

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding education and punishing those who didn’t go to college! If you didn’t get that fancy degree, then you don’t get any in-game money – sorry, not sorry! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to join our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn forest. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Potato Gods.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible – as long as you have that college degree!

WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

Blackpilled, bros, conspiracy theories, critical perspective, cynical, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioned fans, disillusionment, distrust, Fun, grifter, jaded, mental health, mental illnesses, Negativity, online discourse, pessimistic, skepticism, toxic environment, WrestleCraft, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling industry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	1153
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Emeralds Found:	583
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?