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BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5078	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Joker’s makeup? Look no further, because our server is crazier than a clown car on fire! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a Gotham City crime spree.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant replica of the Batcave. But instead of bats, it was filled with chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing tiny capes and cowls. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Picture it – players dressed as Batman, the Joker, and even Commissioner Gordon, all fighting for supremacy in a world where anything is possible.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Holy cow, Batman!

TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, economic consequences, economic stability, Europe, foreign policy, global trade, international agreements, international relations, Négotiation, political tension, russia, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade deal, trade war, trump, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7806
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown

academic journal, Analysis, beneficial, CITED, Claim, cognitive function, education, Hand, handwriting, Last year, learning, neuroscience, note taking, Notes, published, research, Results, showdown, study, study findings, Supported, Typing, Ultimate

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, u know how some peeps say hand writing notes is better than typing? well, this server is like the hand writing of minecraft servers. it’s like, so beneficial for ur learning, u won’t even believe it.

u wanna know why? cuz when u join this server, ur brain cells will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” u’ll be learning so much about building, crafting, and surviving in the minecraft world, u won’t even need to take notes.

plus, the community on this server is like no other. peeps are so friendly and helpful, u’ll feel like u found ur minecraft family. and the best part? there’s always crazy events and challenges happening, so u’ll never get bored.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where learning is fun and the fun never ends. ur brain will thank u, trust me.

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, budgeting, Consumer, consumer behavior, Craft, credit card, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, Epic, finance, financial decision-making, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial responsibility, impulse buying, litmus test, MONEY, personal finance, Realms, retard, shopping, SPENDING

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	53
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Yo, if you don’t have a credit card, you must be living under a rock or something. Like, come on, it’s 2021, get with the times, bro. But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have a credit card. Why, you ask? Well, because only the coolest, most baller players have credit cards, duh. It’s like a secret club for all the high rollers in the Minecraft world. So if you wanna be part of the elite crew, whip out that plastic and get ready to game with the big boys. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is crazy, man.

Wife’s Dollhouse Server

Birthday, children, controversy, creativity, dollhouse, family, gift, Handmade, Manipulation, misunderstanding, musician, Niece, parenting, replica, sentimental, Server, Siblings, trinkets, uncle, Wife, Wifes, woodworking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	154	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a house full of trinkets? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen!

Just like the guy who built a tiny house for his wife, we’re all about surprises and sneaky creations. Imagine the fun of secretly building something amazing for your fellow players, just like this guy did for his wife. And hey, who wouldn’t want a fancy shelf that’s definitely not a dollhouse? It’s all about the creativity and the laughs on our server.

Plus, we’ve got family drama that puts soap operas to shame! From siblings arguing over dollhouses to nieces dropping hints like it’s nobody’s business, you’ll never be bored on our server. And don’t worry, we’ve got a good uncle who’s always looking out for the kids, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way.

So come join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and heartwarming Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself building a tiny house for someone special too!

Pixelated Rage Zone

digital addiction, digital communication, emotional health, emotional wellbeing, frequent use, internet habits, irritability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mood swings, online behavior, pixelated, psychological effects, RAGE, screen time, social comparison, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, stress, Technology, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Villages Defended:	10

so, like, u know how u scroll through ur social medias all day, right? well, turns out, it makes u super cranky! like, imagine being soooooo irritable that even a cute puppy video makes u wanna scream. but, hey, no worries! join our minecraft server and let all that pent-up anger out by building a giant lava pit to throw all ur problems into. trust me, u’ll feel so much better after unleashing ur inner rage on some unsuspecting creepers. plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy challenges that will have u laughing so hard, u might just forget why u were mad in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down, one block at a time!

Eternal Realm Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2006, Anime, Cat and mouse, Characters, criticism, death note, disagreement, DISAPPOINTING, ending, ETERNAL, FANTASY, l.., light yagami, Manga, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, question.., Realm, Writing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Death Note, come join our Minecraft server! It’s like if Death Note was written by a potato and a unicorn on acid. The first part is like finding diamonds in a cave, full of surprises and twists. But then the second part hits you like a creeper explosion, leaving you like “what just happened?”

Join us for some epic cat and mouse situations, but instead of L and Light, it’s you and other players trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. And don’t worry, our deaths are way cooler than Light’s stupid demise.

So, if you’re tired of fast forwarding through life, come join us and experience a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Can I get a “lol” in the chat?

No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Etiquette, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Friends, Irritation, Minecraft, parental support, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, Server, social events, step sister, teenage relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with annoying step-siblings and their obnoxious partners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can banish anyone who annoys you with just a click of a button. No more awkward family dinners with loud and rude boyfriends crashing the party – on our server, you’re the boss!

Create your own birthday celebration in Minecraft and invite only the people you actually want to spend time with. No more guilt trips from step-siblings or pressure to include their questionable partners. It’s your world, your rules!

So come on over to our server and let off some steam in a world where you can control who gets to join your virtual birthday dinner. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition

aita, allow, Barn, behind, Break, Canceled, Coach, Edition, Equestrian, GriefCraft, Husband Died, lessons, MAKE UP, payment, response, suggestion, UNACCEPTABLE, unexpected, valid, validity, Wanting, weather

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8758	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.

Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!

RiddleCraft: What’s Your Fave?

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Void Armor Forged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery! Join us if you want to unravel the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures made entirely out of cheese (yes, we have a cheese biome, don’t question it). Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. So come on down and join us for a truly mind-bending Minecraft experience! Just don’t forget to bring your thinking cap and a healthy sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

anger, Arctic territory, controversy, Danish politician, denmark, diplomatic dispute, Diplomatic tension, foreign policy, Frustration, Greenland, Greenland purchase, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Mr. Trump, offensive language, political backlash, Politics, Proposal, territorial acquisition, Trump administration, Trumped, US president

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	2707

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪