Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	8254	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
New Chunks Explored:	299537	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crops Grown:	6609
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2307	Void Gems Collected:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	1368
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4649

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6794
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

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