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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1889
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Potions Brewed:	101	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6528	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	5948	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, controversial, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, infant deaths, JAMA Pediatrics, legislation, maternal health, newborn deaths, public health, reproductive rights, research, Social Issues, statistics, study, texas, unexpected increase, united states, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!

GooHub

Community, Enjoyable, GooHub, Homes, Items, Land plots, Minecraft, Plots, Plugins, proximity voicechat, Quality of Life Commands, Rtp, Server, Server growth, Shops, Simple voicechat mod, smp, strong community, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	1199	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

GooHub is a brand-new server created to be a fun and enjoyable server with a strong community. This is an SMP server with some plugins that feature warps/homes, tpa and much more! We have a shops area that you can buy plots and sell your items. Our feature list is as follows:

– Optional Proximity Voicechat, using the Simple Voicechat Mod! – Warps/Homes, Tpa’s, RTP and many other quality of life commands! – A shops warp to buy land plots and sell your items! – And many more features to come as the server matures!

Consider joining us and watch this server grow!

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