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The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, dark secrets, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Miuna, murder, Mystery, No. 271095895, noob, puzzling, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Votes:	5198

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoFavorNoAskMC

common courtesy, Communication, favor asking, favoritism, Favors, favors for friends, friendship, grown men, indirect favors, Manners, NoFavorNoAskMC, personal boundaries, shy behavior, social anxiety, social etiquette, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Tennis

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4834	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

TimeTravelBuddy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2137	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

DemocraftUnderminerz

Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy building, democracy promotion, democracy support, DemocraftUnderminerz, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, georgia, Georgian officials, government corruption, government officials, international relations, political interference, Politics, sanctions, sanctions policy, undermining democracy, united states, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	6435	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

2016, APPEAL, Apprentice, Businessman, Celebrity, Crafty, election, entertainment media, favorable impression, image, Media influence, negotiator, negotiators, neutral, political consequences, Politics, reality tv, savvy, Successful, The Apprentice, trump, Viewers, voters

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Emeralds Found:	3676
Crops Grown:	9953	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4793
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	5524

so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

activities, bedrock, building, Community, console, CREEPERS, Discord, environmentally, Events, Friend, Friendly, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Version, Wars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations
🎮 Cross-Platform
🤺 Minigames
⭐ Events
🗺️ Collectable Maps
😶‍🌫️ Land claims
🗳️ Community feedback

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join GreenCraft SMP?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
Are there frequent events on the server?	Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP?	The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
How can I get collectable map art?	You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

Acting, AUTHORITY, Behavior, best behaviour, conformity, control, Crafty, Human nature, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother nature, power dynamics, power struggle, Rebellion, Rule The World, Server, social norms, society, turn your back, world domination

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	4279	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, expat life, foreign culture, German, historical preservation, home renovation, house tour, International living, japanese, japanese house, Lifestyle, Living, living abroad, Minecraft, old house, SakuraCraft, smp, traditional architecture, traditional living, travel, unique living spaces, video tour., Village, WOMAN, year

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

PartyPooperCraft

aita, Birthday Party, bitchy relatives, Boundaries, Boyfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, family, feud, gift, Golden Goose sneakers, immature, LEAVING, nasty comments, nephew, partner, PartyPooperCraft, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mines Excavated:	1692	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

DailyCraft SMP

Basic, comfort, convenience, daily comfort, daily convenience, daily essential, daily essential item, daily must-have, daily necessity, daily routine, DailyCraft, ESSENTIAL, essential item, everyday item, Indispensable, must have, necessity, Routine, Simple, smp, Vital

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	2568
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Farms Harvested:	407
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Imagine a world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the north, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and wild stories.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps), then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!