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Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ores Mined:	5741
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!