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Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	232	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

CraftyVAllure – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where we have the most outrageous and wild stories to tell.

Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.

But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Tribs 3 Minecraft Server: Blocky Banter & Building Bonanza

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to Tribs 3.0, the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing armor made of obsidian! Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted diamonds instead of leaves. Imagine chopping down a tree and getting showered with precious gems! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn roaming the forest, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course suspended in the sky? It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire on their friends in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join Tribs 3.0 today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

SmallTownCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their cookie-cutter towns and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but typical!

Join us for a wild ride through a town where the cows have taken over and are running for mayor! Watch out for the sheep gang that roams the streets causing mischief and mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the chicken uprising that’s brewing in the town square.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks, built by a player who claims to be a descendant of the legendary Dirt King. And rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind town!

KissCraft: Sexy Moves

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little romance (wink wink). Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while slaying dragons and exploring hidden dungeons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show off your sexiest moves during a kiss… or maybe just during a PvP battle. The choice is yours!

SpikeCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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Phoxis: Where even the custom mobs are asking for a raise! Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Phoxis
Version	1.20.2
Features	Custom races, Towny plugin, custom mobs, events, economy
IP	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

FAQ

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through custom plugins, including races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis features custom races, such as Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Players can create towns and nations with the Towny plugin for alliances and wars. Custom mobs and bosses are also part of our server.

What other features does Phoxis have?

Events are hosted weekly, including Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Towny, economy, and multiple dimensions like the resource world and Nether are available. Elysium is our exotic world. Join our server to experience it all!

Oopsie Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	82	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitch for accidentally saying something racist because this site has rotted your brain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say whatever the heck you want without consequences! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and loves to prank unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5967
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your hair out? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber ducky as your weapon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!

TearJerk Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1733	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3121	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Are you tired of crying alone to sad songs in your room? Well, join our Minecraft server and we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy instead! Our virtual world is filled with so much laughter and fun that even the saddest songs will have you smiling from ear to ear. So come on, join us and let’s turn those tears into tears of laughter!

ParentalPotionsGoneWrong

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8118
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are your parents secretly obsessed with Minecraft but too embarrassed to admit it? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for them to unleash their inner block-building maniacs! Join us and witness your parents transform into master builders, creating epic structures and battling creepers like never before. Who knew they had such mad skills? Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your folks over a game of Minecraft – it’s a family affair like no other!