Balding Dads MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

relationships, Stereotypes, Server, family dynamics, trans daughter

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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NoobAvoidanceCraft

Abomination, resistance, abhorrence, rejection, refusal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

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PixelPrisonPanic

police abuse, PixelPrisonPanic, civil rights, misconduct, police negligence

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

television, success, goals, personal growth, family

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

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MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

Haukke Manor, In-game Events, Shirogane, fight club, XIV

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company of wizards, knights, or even ninjas! Form alliances with other players and conquer the land together.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft server: /enlg/ – Enlisted General

Community Resource, battlepass, Enlisted Game, enlg, Returns to Steam

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there! Join now for the Steam Launch (Again) Edition, where you can lead your squads of AI to their deaths in a World War II setting. It’s like Enlisted, but with blocks!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of leading your squad to victory… or certain doom! – Explore the official site for Enlisted and pretend you’re actually playing that game while building a dirt house. – Check out the Enlisted Community Resource spreadsheet and try to decipher it while dodging creepers. – Dive into the current Battlepass and earn rewards while trying not to get blown up by a TNT trap. – Get the latest news on Enlisted, like how it’s returning to Steam for the millionth time. – Join the Developer Q&A and ask important questions like “Can I ride a pig in this server?” – Follow the roadmap and pretend you’re actually going somewhere in this chaotic world. – Participate in the Rocket Storm Event and see if you can survive the explosions. – Test out the reworked matchmaking system and try not to rage quit when you get stuck with a noob team.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re everywhere.

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BdayLootBlockade

sweet 16, sibling dynamics, Planning, withholding, Prioritizing

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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EvilButCoolCraft

questionable behavior, double standards, EvilButCoolCraft, social conformity, social norms

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where evil is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

On our server, you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to build a dungeon filled with traps and monsters? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to everything in sight? No one will stop you!

Join us and be part of a community where being evil is not only socially acceptable, it’s celebrated. Who needs to be a hero when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and let your evil flag fly!

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ProteinCraft Minecraft Server

protein-rich foods, international nutrition, protein consumption, protein sources, dietary habits

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta eat to stay alive? well on our server, u can eat all the protein u want cuz we got unlimited steak and chicken! u can be as strong as an american or even stronger than a chinese national! join now and flex ur muscles in the virtual world! the united nations even said so, so u know it’s legit! come join us and become the ultimate protein warrior in minecraft!

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