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GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	962	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7503	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5265
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4953
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

belief adaptation, belief enlightenment, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief flexibility, belief journey, belief openness, belief reconsideration, belief reevaluation, belief reflection, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BelieverGoneSMP, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, letting go, personal growth, questioning beliefs, Self Discovery, shifting paradigms

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	6342
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	160	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

adult content, age-inappropriate language, BlockyBanterCraft, derogatory remarks, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, harmful comments, harmful phrases, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments for kids, inappropriate jokes, inappropriate language, inappropriate language for children, inappropriate remarks, inappropriate topics, insensitive comments, mature topics, negative remarks, offensive language, What shouldn’t be said to kids

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop

bilateral agreement, Canada, coop, cooperation agreement, diplomatic agreement, energy collaboration, Energy Cooperation, energy partnership, government agreement, international relations, joint initiative, nuclear cooperation, nuclear development, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, nuclear power, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nuclear technology, nukecraft, Poland, Poland and Canada, PolandCanada

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.

So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.