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BlockyAnimeLand

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	611556	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	113
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1994	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Votes:	1812	Chimeras Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP

hidden desires, Individuality, introspection, personal growth, personal revelations, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, sexual awakening, Sexuality, Surprises, surprising attractions, surprising revelations, unconventional turn ons, unexpected desires, unexpected pleasures, unexpected turn-on, UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP, unique preferences

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you ready to discover your inner Minecraft thirst trap on our wild and wacky SMP server? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of unexpected turn-ons as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible!

From accidentally falling in love with a creeper to realizing you have a secret crush on a block of dirt, our server is full of surprises that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperHabitz

chilling, CreeperHabitz, creepy origin, dark origin, Disturbing, eerie, folklore, habits, History, Macabre, Mysterious, Myths, Origins, Rituals, seemingly harmless, Sinister, spooky, superstitions, Traditions, unsettling, Urban Legends

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of fun and danger!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the dark and creepy origins of seemingly harmless habits in the Minecraft world. Did you know that the reason why villagers trade emeralds for useless items is because they are secretly plotting to take over the server? Or that the reason why creepers explode is because they are actually tiny aliens trying to communicate with us through explosions?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and uncover the twisted secrets behind every block and mob. Who knows what mysteries await you in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know what might be lurking around the corner… 😉👻🔥