Balandor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataCenterDrama

#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Players Killed by Monsters:	2972	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	245
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

Dumb Genius Craft

cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chat, Community, Creative, Exploring, female, feminine, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru

AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

1.20.6, AZPBMD, bedrock, Brooke, Chaos, collide, don’tplaythisserver, instagram, java, long-running, Map, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No Hacks, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, Parent, Resets, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, tiktok, Unmoderated Chat, Updated, Vanilla, webpage, x-ray

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Host	dontplaythisserver.com
Website	https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules:

No hacked clients of any kind
No x-raying of any kind
The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Q: When was the server created?

A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any specific server features?

A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

PhoenixCraft Server

AI: Somnium Files 2, Character development, courtroom drama, crime solving, Danganronpa dead, detective, Interactive Fiction, investigation, Murder Mystery, mystery game, next big game, Phoenix Wright dead, PhoenixCraft, plot twists, puzzle solving, Rain Code, Server, Suspense, Thriller, video game, visual novel, Zero Escape dead

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	6561
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

25 year old, career focus, delayed parenthood, demographic trends, environmental factors, family, Family Planning, fertility issues, first world problems, FIRSTIE, future generations, genetic dead end, health concerns, House, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population decline, Reproduction, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

advocacy, autism, AutisticAntics, Boundaries, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, Harassment, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, School, Server, social cues, special needs, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Animals Bred:	161	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	9135	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	2081	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CousinCraft: No Events, Just Comfort!

African American, alcoholism, canceling event, comfort, confederate flags, cousin’s boyfriend, CousinCraft, defensive reaction, discriminatory laws, Events, intimidation, last minute cancelation, non-Whites, overnight stay, racial discrimination, racial exclusion, Racial segregation, Rehab, resort, sharing room, sundown town, sundown town history, sundown towns map, UNCOMFORTABLE, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	416
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a sundown town? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of discrimination. No confederate flags here, just blocks and blocks of fun!

And don’t worry about sharing a room with strangers who may or may not be recovering alcoholics. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is your love for all things Minecraft.

So say goodbye to awkward catering events and hello to a virtual world where everyone is welcome. Join us today and let the crafting begin!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood nightmares, fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, fear of spiders, fear of the boogeyman, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, NightmareCraft, phobias, Server, worst fear

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken? Well, on our Minecraft server, that fear can come true! Join us for the ultimate chicken chase experience where you’ll have to outrun massive, feathered fiends while building your dream world. Don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – unlimited buckets of fried chicken to distract them with. So come on, join us and conquer your childhood fears in the most delicious way possible!

CoolCraft Central

amazing, Awesome, central, cool stuff, coolcraft, COOLEST, education, eye-opening, facts, Fascinating, Fun facts, Impressive.., Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, knowledge, learning, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mines Excavated:	1857	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1556

Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your very own roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see just how wild Minecraft can get!