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>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	5000	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1940	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5542	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!