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Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	3687
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	777
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	225
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2941

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2045	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	762	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	149
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Votes:	6087
Emeralds Found:	281	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!