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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2969 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.