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HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ores Mined:	700
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	277	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Potions Brewed:	120	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
New Chunks Explored:	797744	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	4663	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Votes:	8209	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Votes:	4629	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ores Mined:	6967
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!