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Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	1938	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	102	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	276
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8740
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	250306	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Japanese VTubers, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, nijisanji en, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji JP, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji official members, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, Nijisanji Youtube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Votes:	2856
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Villages Defended:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

Adventure, APPROVED, Character development, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Immersive, indie game, Interactive, larian, Larian approved game, metaphor, Minecraft, narrative driven, pc game, puzzle solving, reminder, role-playing game, Server, storytelling, strategy, unique experience, video game, world-building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!