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“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Votes:	5593
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crops Grown:	6354	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	8341	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	1709
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

BrainCraft: Detect Dementia Early

80% accuracy, 9 years before diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain health assessment, brain health monitoring, brain health screening, brain imaging, brain scan, braincraft, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia detection, detect, Early, early diagnosis, early intervention, Medical research, neuroimaging, new study, noticeable symptoms, resting brain activity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9370
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! we got a 10-minute brain scan minigame where u can detect dementia before it even happens! like, u can see into the future and know if u gonna lose ur marbles in a few years. it’s like psychic powers but with pixels and blocks. join now and be ahead of the game, literally! dementia ain’t got nothin on u when u play on our server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Solaria: Where ‘semi’ means we’re kinda vanilla, kinda chaos, and definitely confused.

anti cheat, Bans, Chaos, chat manager, commands, Confused, Discord, End.., Experience, Hack clients, Ip:, kinda, Launch, May, Means, Minecraft, new, promptt, Recommendations, Relaxed, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Solaria, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	New Chunks Explored:	529767
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Solaria Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with chat manager and relaxed anti cheat
Whitelist	No whitelist
Bans	No bans ever (Hack clients welcomed)
Discord	Join our Discord
Commands	/suicide

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the IP address mc.promptt.org:25565 into your Minecraft client and start playing.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

There is no whitelist and no bans on the server. You are free to play as you wish.

3. Can I use hack clients on this server?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on this server.

4. How can I connect with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server for the full experience and to chat with other players.

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Gathering

Absolution, alhaitham, An Eventful Vacation, An Everlasting Dream Intertwined, Bennett, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Explore Nature, Gathering, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, Impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Minecraft, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Wanderings, Server, Sethos, The Road Not Taken, Thoma, useful links, Web Event

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1973	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies. Picture wielding weapons like Absolution (Sword) and Light of Foliar Incision (Sword) to conquer epic quests and challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the NPCs have their own animated shorts and character demos. You’ll be on the edge of your seat watching “Clorinde: Night Vigil Amidst Candlelit Shadows” and “Sethos: Revelation of the Silent Sands” as you explore the vast world we have created.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to redeem our exclusive codes like GENSHINGIFTBCPCGY9HGB3H and LUURRWZ23243 for even more outrageous fun. See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

#announcement, 25 BP, BTFO, central banking, CraftyCreeperz, ecb, Economy, European Central Bank, Fed, finance, financial institutions, global economy, interest rates, LOWERS RATES, Market reaction, Minecraft, monetary policy, News, Official, rate cut, Server, stimulus, we are back

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the ECB had to lower rates by 25 BPWE just to keep up with us! We are so backfed that even the biggest trolls are BTFO when they see what we have to offer. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and see what all the hype is about!

LivingRoomCraft Minecraft Server

annual leave, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, desk, DiSRuPtiON, Girlfriend, gym, living room, LivingRoomCraft, Minecraft, noise, office, personal time, reading, relationship, Relaxation, Server, shared space, TV, video games, Walks, work from home

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4335	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a living room with your significant other during your annual leave!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without any roommates to argue with about noise levels. No need to worry about disrupting anyone’s work, because in our server, you make the rules!

Immerse yourself in a world where you can relax, play video games, and go on epic adventures without anyone telling you to keep it down. Who needs a shared space when you have an entire virtual universe to explore?

So come on over and join our server, where you can leave the real-life drama behind and focus on building the ultimate gaming paradise. Let’s see who can create the most epic virtual living room!