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UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP

creativity, daydreaming, dreamer, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, playful, PRETEND, silly, smp, SuperHero, superhero ability, superhero dream, superhero fantasy, SUPERPOWER, useless power, UselessPowerMan, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2313	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is being able to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a superhero with the completely useless power of being able to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause as you unleash your feathered army upon unsuspecting players.

Join our server and show off your useless superpower to the world. Watch as your enemies run in fear from the sheer ridiculousness of your chicken army. And who knows, maybe one day your useless power will come in handy and save the day in the most unexpected way possible.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become the hero no one asked for but everyone needs. Who needs super strength or flying abilities when you have the power of chickens at your fingertips? It’s time to cluck things up and show the world what you’re made of!

Hungry4Crafting

border security, Conflict Resolution, counter-incursion, cross-border conflicts, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungry4Crafting, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline where Hungary is trying to stop Ukraine from invading Russia but they’re all just blocky characters so it’s extra hilarious. you can be a part of the wacky adventure and help Hungary build a giant wall to keep Ukraine out. but watch out for the secret underground tunnel Ukraine is digging to sneak into Russia. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!

ArachnoEvolveCraft

Animal Behavior, arachnids, ArachnoEvolveCraft, Biodiversity, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, ethical implications, Evolution, insect control, insecticide use, killing spiders, natural selection, Pest Control, species survival., spider population, Spiders, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where killing spiders is not just for fun, it’s for SCIENCE! every time you squish a spider, you are actually helping to create a super spider army that will one day take over the world. but don’t worry, we have cookies to keep you safe from their eight-legged wrath. come join us and be a part of the spider apocalypse!

GoldenMilkCraft

Beverage, convenience, DELICIOUS, Development, drink, EASY, golden milk latte, GoldenMilkCraft, health, homemade, innovation, INSTANT, Quick, recipe, researchers, spices, trendy, turmeric, UGA, Version, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	9513
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to drink golden milk latte in minecraft? well, now u can on this server! our researchers have like, totally developed an ‘instant’ version of this trendy drink in the game. it’s like, so cool and hip, u gotta join just to try it out. plus, there’s a rumor that drinking this golden milk latte in the game gives u superpowers. like, u can fly and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude. so come join us and experience the magic of golden milk lattes in minecraft. it’s gonna blow ur mind, man.

SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!

Animals, building, captainsparklez, Community, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, forum, game servers, Giveaways, gmod, Minecraft, misunderstood, Modded minecraft, Party, Player class, RPG, Rust, Server Owners, smp, SuperFunTime, Survival, valheim, Website

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Crops Grown:	2793
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

About SuperFunTime Media:

Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

1.20 Survival:

Explore new biomes, build with new blocks, and discover new mobs in the 1.20 update! Fully updated and compatible with all MC versions 1.6+, SFT Survival has all the new additions of the Wild and Deep Dark update. We have many server-friendly additions to the server including an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4 which adds new tech and magical items to unlock and build, and Pyrofishing, farming and mining to add new challenges and rewards to seek for new powers and profit. Our Survival server also has Realistic Seasons, where biomes change season regularly and each season brings new sights to see – but be wary, the winter also brings longer nights and cold weather. Our talented staff moderate the server and host player events such as spleef, hide and seek, and races regularly and every weekend in our stunning Event World, and also host the EMP to buy and sell to players. Whether you want to build, explore, or just hang out and talk with our casual playerbase, Survival is open to all players and has been a longstanding place for talented builders, devoted players, and most of all, people looking for a casual place to play and hang out with other people. Come hang out with us: play.superfuntime.org

Check out our other servers, talk with other people, and join giveaways on our Discord server:

https://discord.gg/sft

Coming Soon:

Odyssey RPG – A new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server

Modded:

Return to the good old days of modded Minecraft

Owners:

TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, Autpek

Website/forum:

https://www.superfuntime.org/

Video:

CaptainSparklez video about us

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese guitar, Chinese guitar brand, Chinese guitar player, Chinese guitar quality, chinese instrument, Chinese instrument quality, chinese music, Chinese music instrument, ChopstickCraft, Country, guitar, guitar brand, guitar in country, guitar music, guitar player, guitar player in country, guitar quality, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, playing guitar, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Do you play guitar in your country and is your guitar a Chinese piece of shit? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with so many epic guitar-playing minigames that you’ll forget all about that crappy instrument you have at home. Join us and shred like never before as you battle other players in epic guitar duels, rock out in virtual concerts, and even summon a giant guitar monster to wreak havoc on your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music madness begin!

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

beauty contests, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, cultural beauty ideals, Cultural differences, Diversity, global perspectives, ideal body type, Media influence, Minecraft, Miss universe, objectification, pageants, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing shaking is the creepers’ explosions? Well, look no further because our server is like Miss Universe’s perfect booty – round, firm, and always a sight to behold!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing more beautiful than the landscapes are the players themselves. With buttloads of fun events, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in the game lies in finding the mystical Golden Booty – said to be hidden deep within the server by ancient Minecraft gods. Are you brave enough to embark on this cheeky quest?

So come on, don’t be a square – join our server today and get ready to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server

Animals, Boundaries, bullying, co-ownership, Communication, conflict avoidance, consent, Cultural differences, discomfort, Expectations, family, Frustration, guest invitations, Immigrant, Minecraft, personal space, Pets, PuppyPlaydate, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, unfamiliar guests, weekly meetups

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	146	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	268	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and animals are celebrated! 🐶🐱

Are you tired of random people showing up at your virtual doorstep just to see your pixelated pets? Look no further, because on our server, only the most VIP guests get to meet your furry friends! No more unannounced visits from strangers who just want to ogle at your digital dogs and cats.

Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your in-game family members. Say goodbye to the days of feeling overwhelmed by unexpected guests who only care about your virtual animals. Your co-ownership of the server means that both you and your fellow players have a say in who gets to visit your virtual home.

So come on down to our server and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience where your feelings are always taken into consideration. And remember, on our server, family visits are a privilege, not a right! 😉🎮

TwinBroInvasionNOPE

autism, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, consent, depression, emotional attachment, everyday tasks, family dynamics, Family Support, future considerations, future plans, future support, home arrangements, independence skills, living arrangements, Long Term Care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, starting a family, TwinBroInvasionNOPE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like this family saga!

Imagine a world where your husband’s twin brother, Sam, with autism, moves in with you in Minecraft! Will he build amazing structures or just wander aimlessly? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Help your sister-in-law find a new home for Sam in our server and watch the drama unfold as she tries to balance her own life with taking care of her family members. Will she finally find peace or will chaos reign supreme?

Join now and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn!

MealOfDoom SMP

comfort food, death row meal, dream meal, extravagant feast, fantasy meal, Favorite Food, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final supper, final treat, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, MealOfDoom, smp, special occasion, ultimate indulgence, ultimate meal, ultimate supper, ultimate treat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	1540
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7788
Animals Bred:	111	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual life!

Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!