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PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2445	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

attractiveness, beauty, Behavioral studies, Boost, brain activity, brain function, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, Conscious Awareness, emotional response, facial recognition, makeover, Medial Prefrontal Cortex, ModPFC, Modulation, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neurological effects, neuroscience, Perception, psychological research, social psychology, Unconscious, Unconscious Processing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

VanillaRIP

BUILD, Creative, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, Play, RIP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8241
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4063

A fun creative place for friends to build play and make new friends while enjoying minecraft in a vanilla environment.

vanilla.rip

All The Mods 9 from RU-FU community Minecraft server

Adventure, all the mods 9, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RU-FU community, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Farms Harvested:	496
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “All The Mods 9 from the RU-FU community” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

178.234.11.163

Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

1.21, America, Armour Statues Book, Asia, Australia, Ban, Builds, community driven economy, Community Projects, Discord, diverse playerbase, Events, Fabric, games, Griefers, Groups, hammer, HermitCraft style, how to join, java, large scale builds, Ledger, long-lasting community, Minigames, Moderator, Mods, mrtup, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, playerbase-initiated, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, season 5, smp, Squaremap, Story, sweeter, technical players, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wholesome

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimension Hops:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ores Mined:	6313	Animals Bred:	77
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Adult, BlockyLove, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Fridgesuna, games, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition for a wild ride filled with steamy encounters and naughty adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Dad’s Room Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Dads, Empathy, Frustration, household organization, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, perspective, perspective-taking, possessions, privacy, problem solving, relationship, Respect, room, self-care, Server, step-parenting, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7045

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your precious diamonds safe from wandering hands? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your items will never mysteriously end up in someone else’s inventory!

Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!

Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerRetirementRevenge

aging parents, BoomerRetirementRevenge, caregiving, childfree, elder care, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial independence, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Inheritance, intergenerational relationships, Long Term Care, parental support, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement planning, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

PerfectTiming Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of your perfect timing moments being wasted in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every moment is the perfect timing moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?

And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!