CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3561	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3683	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Votes:	9009	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	177
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Farms Harvested:	475	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

11 years, Community, Discord, Events, gsWcJWw, Just Vanilla MC, Live Map, Map, map.justvanillamc.com, Minecraft, Play, play.justvanillamc.com, Server, smp, strictly vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla based, weekend events, weekly events

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Items Found:	2826	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	4141
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

Sepulchrum: Resurgence | Active Admins | Furry Friendly | LGTBQ+ | 16+

16+, Active Admins, building, Community, CONTENT, Contentcreators, Custom Items, Discord, Drug Empire, Faction Pvp, Furry, Furry Friendly, Geopolitical, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Lgbtqsupport, lgtbq, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation, ONLINE, PvP, resurgence, Roleplay, Sepulchrum, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, TAVERN, Vtubers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	785	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

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