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MangaMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of all the mainstream, fagotry-filled Minecraft servers out there? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the usual boku no hero, jjk, or one piece stuff.

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Ajin, The Fable, Under Ninja, Vagabond, and Berserk – the real deal without any fagotry in sight. Say goodbye to lolis and hello to intense, mature storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1423

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	632	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ores Mined:	5721	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	134
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	4596	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.