Baize Minecraft Servers

Baize Minecraft Servers

  • RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

    RoyalDrive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3170
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7755 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ores Mined: 4845 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Void Gems Collected: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

    One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

    But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeleJailCraft

    TeleJailCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9981
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Crops Grown: 2801
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

    anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

    so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parental Neglect Craft

    Parental Neglect Craft
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2197
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinalHopeMC

    FinalHopeMC
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 6362
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

    Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9441
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Alien Abductions: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP Server

    Brief Overview:

    Type Age Range Rules Server Start
    Semi-Vanilla 18+ server 18+ No griefing or stealing 28/06

    FAQ:

    About Us:

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features:

    Shopping District Proximity Voice Chat
    BlueMap
    Interactive chat commands Pre-Generated World
    Creative Server (on the way) Leaderboards

    Our Values:

    Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

    What we ask of you:

    • Be mature and reasonable
    • 18 years or older
    • Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
    • Create a shop in the shopping district
    • Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

    How to Join:

    Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

    EuropaRevival Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9754
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magic Items Found: 6725
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

    TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4738
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1694 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Farms Harvested: 788

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnderwearCraft

    UnderwearCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5843
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

    So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky High: The Worst Drug

    Blocky High: The Worst Drug
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9135
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

    But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

    CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4269
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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