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Shadowvale Citadel

CITADEL, Crate, Crates, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, Shadowvale, Survival, vibrant, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

play.shadowvale-citadel.com

SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

Adult, Application Process, Armor Stand Tools, Axgraves, blocks, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Discord platform, Discordsrv, Drama, Drop Heads, hermitcraft, integration, java, javatastic, Join, Opera, Plugins, rules, Season, Simple VoiceChat, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, soap, SolarionSMP, Survival, Today, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

cowgirl, creamy, desire, dream, dream girl, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden pleasure, longing, Lust, milky breasts, Minecraft, naughty fantasies, Server, sexual frustration, sexual satisfaction, taboo, titcows, tittyfuck, unattainable, unfulfilled desires, unrequited love, white titcow, yearning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2828

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

artist, artist boundaries, bridezilla, cousin drama, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Minecraft, refusing to tattoo, Server, tattooing, Wedding, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

NephewNoobZone

aita, child behavior, child manipulation, child safety, child supervision, cousin interactions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, holding my ground, inappropriate actions, NephewNoobZone, off behavior, overreacting, parental concerns, security camera footage, strange feeling, trust issues, validation, wife’s nephew

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.

CraftyPride Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., Achievements, challenges overcome, CraftyPride, Dedication, hard work, learning opportunities, life experiences, Milestones, Minecraft, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for adventure and shenanigans!

Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!

So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!

BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails

biggest mistake, BlockyBlunders, Career Advice, Fails, interview, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, Interview Tips, Job, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview blunder, job interview experience, job interview failure, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview question, job interview strategy, job interview success, job interview techniques, job interview tips, Job Search, mistake

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	105	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	90
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Have you ever accidentally turned your potential employer into a chicken in the middle of a job interview? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, that kind of chaos is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement for success is a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle with a group of sentient llamas or engaging in a heated dance-off with a group of creepers. So if you’re ready to laugh your way to victory, come join us on our server and let the hilarity ensue!

TurdQuestMC

dog health, dog hygiene, dog owner, dog poop, dog poop bags, dog poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop disposal, dog poop maintenance, dog poop prevention, dog poop removal, dog waste, pet care, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet poop cleanup, pet responsibilities, pet waste management, picking up poop, TurdQuestMC, turds

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	183605	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	2847

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

EpicFailCraft

Adaptability, Challenges, coping, emotional intelligence, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Grit, growth mindset., mental health, motivation, overestimation, perseverance, Psychology, research, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-perception, setbacks, success

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

u know what u need when u fail? a minecraft server that will make u feel like a champion even when u suck at the game. come join our server where we give u magical powers to never fail again. we got unicorns flying around giving u good luck, we got diamonds raining from the sky, we got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing u up. join now and feel like a winner, even if u keep falling in lava.