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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8242 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
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