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Slopdown Smackdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Votes:	2950	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	146
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old wrestling servers where they take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the wrestling fans out there!

Join us and witness the epic saga of IYO, the wrestler who refused to wrestle on Slopdown post Wrestlemania, causing the ratings to plummet and the show to get canceled. And let’s not forget the infamous decision to put the belt on Bagley – what were they thinking?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous storylines, insane plot twists, and plenty of laughs. So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, anything can happen!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3461
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4602	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, CraftyRevoltUSA, Democracy, Events, France, freedom, Government, injustice, movement, past few days, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, reddit, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	8931
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

communism, Crisis, Cuba, CubanCraft, DECLARATION, economic policy, Economy, Economy Management, embargo, Fidel Castro, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military intervention, Politics, Raul Castro, sanctions, Socialist, state control, Trade, War, war-time economy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!