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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9942 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6347 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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