Bagatelle No. 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

#coughing, 510, 70kg, aita, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Cultural differences, daily commute, entitled woman, fatphobic, Filipino, hot, INTERNSHIP, Jeepneys, large girl, passenger seat, public transportation, room, seatbelt buckle, second hand smoke, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1726
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

Reasons to join our server: – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

TraumaCraft SMP: Childhood Woes

adulting, Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional development, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner child, long-term effects, mental health, past experiences, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma recovery, TraumaCraft, unresolved issues, woes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	5211
Farms Harvested:	686	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	6803	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a hilarious way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will make you question your entire existence. Remember that time you got lost in the grocery store and thought you were never going to see your mom again? Well, get ready to experience that same level of panic when you get lost in our massive world filled with hidden traps and confusing mazes. So come join us and let’s all laugh at our past traumas together!

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	727	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Arsonists, Attacks, criminal activity, criminal intent, emergency response, extremist groups, high-speed rail routes, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic sabotage, Paris Games, PixelPanic, Public Safety, sabotage incidents, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, sports events, Terrorism, transportation system, Vandalism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1634	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!

Hungry4Blocks

bilateral loans, billion dollar loan, China-Hungary relations, Chinese banks, Chinese investments, economic development, economic growth, economic partnerships, emerging markets, financial agreements, financial news, foreign investment, global finance, Hungarian government, Hungary, Hungary economy, Hungry4Blocks, international banking, international loans, loan, record loan

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	4150

omg guize u gotta join dis minecraft server it’s like Hungary quietly taking a record $1 billion loan from Chinese banks, except way more fun! imagine building ur own empire with blocks and stuff, just like Hungary building their economy with Chinese money. u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like Hungary making deals with China. plus, there’s no risk of debt or economic collapse in this server, just endless fun and creativity. so come join us and let’s build something epic together!

AntsInMyWallsMC

ant invasion, ant trails, ants, AntsInMyWallsMC, Colony, Extermination, hive mind, home infestation, Home Invasion, household pests, infestation control, insect behavior, insect communication, insect control, insect intelligence, invasive species, Pest Control, Pest Management, route mapping, wall infestation, wall penetration

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

agricultural pesticides, agriculture, Cancer, cancer risk, carcinogens, Chemicals, controversial, CropCraft, debate, environmental toxins, Experts, exposure, findings, health risks, misleading, Paradise, Pesticide, Pesticides, public health, research, study, tobacco, tobacco smoke

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

LncvrtBox

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, box-gen, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, intense pvp, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	785
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

play.lncvrt.xyz

Allay Mc

Biomes, Builds, Cross-Play, fortune, Friendly staff, Griefing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, Waterfall, wild warp, world border

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Allaymc is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, custom player shops and friendly staff!

We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!

Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.

Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.

The world border is 20,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!

Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.

play.allaymc.in

Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server

#nagatoro, adaptation, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, comedy, Epilogue, Expectations, fan theories, Finale, high school, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Nagatoros, Otaku, relationships, resolution, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, speculation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	368	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!