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Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NobleCraft Saints
Achievements, canonization, catholicism, Christian saints, Christianity, devotion, FAITH, HOLY, Honor, inspiration, Legacy, medieval history, middle ages, miracles, Nobel Prize winners, NobleCraft, recognition, religious figures, Sainthood, Saints, Spiritual leaders
lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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CerebellarCraft: NeuronCommPatterns
abnormal movement patterns, abnormal movements, cerebellar activity, cerebellar communication patterns, cerebellar neuron activity, cerebellar neuron communication, cerebellar neuron patterns, CerebellarCraft, mouse model study, Movement Disorders, movement disorders findings, movement disorders framework, movement disorders research, movement disorders study, movement disorders therapy, movement disorders treatment, movement disorders treatment approaches, movement disorders treatment options, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, NeuronCommPatterns, treatment approaches
So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

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2VIP 2MINE (2V2M) Minecraft server
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?ㆍ2V2M – This is one of the servers of the VIP-Mine project from the developers of VMTeamCore. It is based on 2b2t mode with some elements from RPG and MMO mode. Basically, they balance the player’s gameplay in the game.
?ㆍOur team invites players to plunge into a world where everyone can find their place and be useful. Explore the world, destroy, create, write yourself into history, create large-scale projects and much more.
?ㆍJoin us on the 2V2M server and enjoy an advanced Minecraft game where friendship, cooperation and fun are the most important things!
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DysonSphere but the only thing modded is Steve’s dancing skills

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The Dyson Sphere
A modpack created by SphereMC. Enjoy an imaginative blend of mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech+Space Addon, tons of new building materials and decor, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka ships, and airships!

Server Overview
The modpack’s server is whitelist-only, offering a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using a blend of mods. Simple and quick whitelist process. Updated modpack.

FAQs:

What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’, trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. Sphere is suitable for adventurers and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Focus on providing a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging. Tighter blend of mods for smoother gameplay. Ideal for casual gamers and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1

Modpack: The Dyson Sphere

Difficulty: Mild

RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server. Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

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StateLinesMC Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only workout you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and running away from creepers! Our server is like a virtual gym for your fingers, as you click and tap your way to victory.
Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fitness challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake, or racing against other players to see who can collect the most pork chops in 60 seconds. And don’t worry, our virtual personal trainer, Smug sexy Lara, will be there to cheer you on with motivational messages like “You can do it, just one more block!”
So come on, join us on this crazy journey of pixelated fitness and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft athlete. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while crafting and exploring? Let’s get swole, Minecraft style!

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AlienInvadersMCServer
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Are you tired of conquering the same old planets in your quest for intergalactic domination? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old Earth when you can practice your invasion tactics on our virtual world?
Join us and lead your alien army to victory as you battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Build your own alien fortress, complete with laser turrets and force fields to keep out pesky Earthlings.
But beware, the humans on our server are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of redstone contraptions and will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those puny Earthlings who’s boss! Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up a few new invasion strategies along the way.

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Press2Win or Die
Button, chance, Choice, consequences, danger, decision, Die, Dilemma, fate, gambling, Life, LUCK, MILLIONAIRE, mortality, opportunity, Press2Win, Probability, REWARD, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.
Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.
But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.
So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

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Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
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come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!
we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.
our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.
join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

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CraftyFrenchieWins2021
bbc news, controversy, CraftyFrenchieWins2021, Democracy, dirty tricks, election, election fraud, european politics, extremism, far-right party, France, French far right, French politics, Manipulation, political tactics, Politics, populist movement, right wing, Tactics, voters, Voting
so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.
join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.
and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.
so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

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