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KyivCraft Assassins

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

GoldGeeseFusion

Alchemy, animal, creativity, equivalent mass, fantastical, fantasy creature, golden eggs, golden goose, GoldGeeseFusion, Gut, hypothetical, imagination, IMPOSSIBLE, legend, MAGICAL, mass of gold, mythical creature, nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, science fiction, storytelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where golden geese roam free and lay golden eggs for all to enjoy! our geese have been genetically modified to eat gold and produce the most valuable eggs in the land.

but wait, there’s more! our geese have also been trained in the ways of nuclear fusion and fission, creating a spectacle of lights and explosions as they lay their eggs. it’s like a fireworks show every time!

come join us for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs diamonds when you have golden eggs from our magical geese? come see for yourself and join the fun today!

EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	499
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

CraftyPhase Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CraftyPhase, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! We’ve got more characters than a Villager trading post, with personalities as diverse as a Nether biome. From Lia the lava lover to Dizzy the diamond digger, there’s someone for everyone on this server.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a stack of TNT. Whether you’re a redstone genius or a block-placing pro, this server is the place to be. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

CousinDrownDrama

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

PixelLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	3764	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Remember that time your significant other built you a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, that kind of epic gesture is just another Tuesday. Join us and experience a world where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So why settle for a boring old dinner date when you could be building a roller coaster through the Nether with your boo? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

PixelZooFun

amazing creatures, Animal Behavior, Animal encounters, animal kingdom, encounter, Exotic animals, fascinating animal, favorite animals, interesting wildlife, memorable moments, Nature, PixelZooFun, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife encounters, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Have you ever come face to face with a creeper riding a pig? Or maybe you’ve seen a chicken with a diamond sword ready to battle it out with a zombie? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky and wild creatures that will keep you on your toes! Join us for a chance to witness the craziest animal encounters you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pack of llamas throwing a party in a dungeon! So come on over and experience the ultimate animal adventure in Minecraft like never before!

BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition

biology, body composition, BreathCraft, Breathing, calorie burning, carbon dioxide, diet, Edition, Exercise, fat loss, FITNESS, health, LOSE, metabolic rate, metabolism, nutrition, oxygen, physical activity, Respiration, Science, weight, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make u lose weight just by breathing!! no need for diets or exercise, just log on and start breathing in that sweet O2 and breathing out that CO2. we guarantee u will be shedding pounds in no time, all thanks to our magical server. join now and watch the weight melt away as u play and build in our crazy world. who needs the gym when u have our server?? join us now and start slimming down just by playing minecraft. it’s like a weight loss program, but way more fun and way less effort. so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and start losing weight with every breath u take!

TelomeraseTakedown

abnormal blood vessel growth, age-related eye conditions, age-related macular degeneration, alternative treatment option, AMD therapy, eye disease treatment, eye health, macular degeneration research, medical breakthrough, mice study, ocular health, ophthalmology, retina treatment, retinal degeneration, retinal diseases, retinal vascularization, telomerase enzyme, telomerase inhibition, TelomeraseTakedown, vision loss prevention, wet AMD

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	280
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! you’re in this crazy world where mice are doin’ science experiments and stuff. but get this, the mice are tryin’ to find a cure for age-related macular degeneration by blockin’ this enzyme called telomerase. like, what even is that?

but here’s the kicker: they’re not just blockin’ the enzyme in the mice, they’re blockin’ it in the minecraft world too! so now, all the players gotta navigate through this wild world where the only way to survive is by stoppin’ abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina.

if that ain’t a reason to join this server, i don’t know what is! come join us and be a part of this insane adventure where mice are the scientists and telomerase is the enemy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!