New Minecraft Servers 2025

badabun’s lies Minecraft Servers

badabun’s lies Minecraft Servers

  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6487
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3835
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8913 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotCheatingButCrafting

    NotCheatingButCrafting
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2528
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloudySoulzMC

    CloudySoulzMC
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9203
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

    Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 159
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

    Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5854
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9790
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CanopyMC Server

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary
    • Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel
    • Dynamic Map – View builds in real time
    • New Hats – Custom hats for players
    • Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements
    • Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone
    • Community Builds – Collaborative projects

    Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

    Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

    A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

    Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

    SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 145605 Buildings Constructed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 7090
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowerCraft26

    ShowerCraft26
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1344
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8624
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Magic Items Found: 2668
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

    Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RussianRaidersCraft

    RussianRaidersCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4113
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 97 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4684
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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