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Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Void Armor Forged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	763	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	7449
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

aspirations, become, Crafty, determination, Development, Evolution, Future, goals, growth, Indispensable, inspiration, Journey, mindset, motivation, part, person, progress, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Today, transformation, Want

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2125	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

Buy, consumer goods, defense industry, economic downturn, Financial Advice, investing, investment strategy, Lockheed, long term investments, market analysis, market trends, recession, recession stock, recession-proof stocks, recession-resistant stocks, retail sector, smp, stock, stock comparison, stock evaluation, stock market, stock performance, Walmart

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

expensive luxury, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury brands, luxury goods, luxury indulgence, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury market, luxury possessions, luxury spending, LuxuryCraft, NoGivinUpLuxury, Opulent, Premium, PRICEY., refuse to give up, Splurge, Upscale

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!