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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3903 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Votes: | 5998 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.
