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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the reason for everything bad happening is… women! That’s right, blame it all on the ladies, lollmao!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

CraftyInsomnia

auditory hallucinations, brain activity, brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, CraftyInsomnia, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Hallucinations, insomnia, late night, mental health, muscle spasms, neurological response, sensory perception, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, tiredness, visual disturbances

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

MoonMagnetCraft

backyard telescope, Bright, defied explanation, hundreds of miles, lab experiments, light-colored, Lunar exploration, lunar features, lunar geology, lunar mysteries, lunar phenomena, Lunar swirls, magma activity, magnetized, Moon surface, Moon’s surface, MoonMagnetCraft, rocks, sinuous features, Underground, Visible

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	13

come join dis crazy minecraft server where lunar swirls come to life and u can ride dem like rollercoasters! we got light-colored, sinuous features dat u can see from ur backyard telescope, they extend for HUNDREDS of miles like a never-ending road trip.

we got rocks dat are MAGNETIZED by magma activity underground, making dem super cool to look at and even cooler to ride on. u can be like a lunar cowboy, wrangling dem swirls and showin off ur skills to all ur friends.

so come on down to dis server and experience da madness of lunar swirls like never before! who needs normal when u can have CRAZY?!

Crystal Moon Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, Community, Creative, Crystal Moon, Custom, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The owner of the server «Crystal Moon» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessMC – The Chill Zone!

2024.., character demo, Character Teaser, Chill, claimable codes, ellen, Launch, New Eridu, Oh Ellen Please, pre-release special program, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, TVCM, Twitter account, Website, Zenless, ZenlessMC, Zone, Zone Zero

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mines Excavated:	3413
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with shark tails, scissors, and uniforms – because why not? Our server is so wacky, even Ellen herself would be begging to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a special program called “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else.

And did we mention our exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get ready to unlock some epic rewards with codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSLAUNCH. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Tiësto hanging out in our Zenless Zone Zero. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Chef, Craftsmanship, Culinary, culture, Dedication, documentary, family, Food, hard work, inspiration, Japan, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Kino, Legacy, michelin star, Minecraft, Passion, perfectionism, Server, sushi, sushi chef, SushiCraft, Traditional

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is easily one of the most kino (yes, we said kino) documentaries of all-time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? You can do that too!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Minecraft Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like sheep shearing races and pumpkin pie eating contests. And did we mention that the winner gets a real-life diamond crown? Okay, maybe not real diamonds but still, pretty cool, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GrannyGate2021

blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family hierarchy, family history, family legacy, family relationships, family respect, family roles, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, grandparent titles, GrannyGate2021, parenting, Respect, stepfamily

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! We have a special area where you can build a virtual family with as many grandparents as you want – and they all get along perfectly! No more awkward questions from the kids about why grandma and grandpop are married to different people or why they have different titles.

Join now and create the ultimate family tree in Minecraft, where everyone is happy and drama-free! Build a virtual world where your dad’s wife doesn’t get mad when the kids ask her tough questions about her place in the family. Let your imagination run wild and create the perfect family dynamic without any judgment or arguments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real family drama behind! It’s time to build a new family where everyone gets along, even in the virtual world. Let the fun and laughter begin!

CreeperBeGone Minecraft Server

CreeperBeGone, emotions, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Introspective, Journey, Life, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-empowerment, Self-expression, Server, Soul searching, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4741	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world without a theme song? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: every time you log on, a choir of Minecraft villagers will serenade you with a personalized anthem that perfectly captures the essence of your existence. Whether you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers, your theme song will be there to pump you up and keep you motivated. So why settle for a mundane life when you can have a soundtrack that’s as epic as your adventures in the blocky world? Join our server now and let the music of your life begin!

CryCraft: The Reason!

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, depression, emotional breakdown, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional triggers, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, overwhelming emotions, reason, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, stress, Tears, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3295	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

Join our Minecraft server and never cry again! Our virtual world is so amazing, it will make you forget all your real-life problems. The last player who cried on our server was so overwhelmed by the beauty of our pixelated sunsets that they couldn’t help but shed tears of joy. So come join us and let the tears flow, but this time, tears of laughter and excitement!

PrincePezeshkian’s Minecraft Server

appeasement, authoritarianism, criticism, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Exile, Exiled prince, Government, international relations, iran, Khamenei, lackey, leadership, Masoud Pezeshkian, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, PrincePezeshkians, Régime, Server, Warning, Western powers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an exiled prince warning us about some dude named masoud pezeshkian who is apparently a lackey for some khamenei guy. like, who even are these people? but hey, if you wanna avoid getting on their bad side, just come play on our server and build some epic castles to protect yourself. who knows, maybe the exiled prince will even join your faction and help you take down pezeshkian. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the drama and excitement. plus, where else can you say you played minecraft with a prince? come join us now before it’s too late!

UkrainianDroneWarz

aerial attack, Conflict, Defense, drone warfare, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military conflict, military escalation, military strategy, military tactics, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukrainian drone, UkrainianDroneWarz, Unmanned aircraft, war of attrition, warehouse explosions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones trigger warehouse explosions in Russia! It’s like a war of attrition but with blocks and creepers! Build your own drone and blow up your enemies’ warehouses for ultimate domination! Who needs peace talks when you can just mine and craft your way to victory? Join now for explosive fun and chaos like never before!