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CruiseGateCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like this poor soul in a relationship drama? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where everyone is invited to join in on the fun!

Join our server and never worry about being excluded from the action. We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, unlike some best friends who leave you behind on a cruise (seriously, who does that?).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some epic adventures with your new virtual friends. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities without any exclusionary nonsense.

So come on over and join us, where everyone is invited and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ClocklessCraft

Chaos, Civilization, ClocklessCraft, Clocks, confusion, Disappearance, Earth, existential dilemma, Humanity, hypothetical scenario, Lost, Mystery, temporal crisis, Time, Time management, timekeeping, timelessness, uncertainty, unknown, vanishing clocks, what if

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Votes:	3143	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and clocks are so last season! Join us for a wild ride through a world where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of time-traveling pigs come stampeding through, causing mayhem and confusion. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of mischievous villagers start playing pranks on you by changing the time of day every five minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time wizards who can bend time to their will. Want to experience a never-ending day or skip straight to the weekend? Just ask one of our resident time wizards and they’ll make it happen.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, come join us where time is just a figment of your imagination. Who needs clocks anyway?

Renewable Grid Minecraft Server

electricity demand, electricity grid, Electricity prices, electricity trading, energy economics, ENERGY MARKET, energy market dynamics, energy policy, energy supply, Energy Transition, France, green energy, Grid, grid flooding, Minecraft, negative prices, power generation, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, Server, sustainable energy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the electricity prices are so low, they’re NEGATIVE! that’s right, we’re so renewable energy friendly that we’re basically PAYING you to play on our server! imagine all the diamonds you can mine with that extra cash! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are using solar power to explode. join now and experience the shocking fun for yourself!

ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks

blocks, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Governance, Government, leadership, martial law, national emergency, national security, opinion, political stability, Politics, president, public opinion, public trust, survey, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian people, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	512
Enchantments Applied:	90	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCreeperz

Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural differences, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, listening skills, mindfulness, non-judgmental attitude, Open-mindedness, patience, perspective-taking, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Social Skills, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join this server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to be friends with a dancing cow?

PixelPals Job Fair

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!

ButterCraft: Where the butter flows like gold and the cheaters are squished like bugs!

Bans, bedrock, Bot Filtering, bugs, BUTTER, ButterCraft, Cheaters, cheating prevention, Combat, Community, Development Team, Discord, Discord link, Economy, flows, GOLD, java, Large scale farms, Latest Version, mace, Network, PvP, rules, squished, strategy, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	750	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

BudderCraft Overview

Main Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
What happens if cheating is detected?	Cheating in any form will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated and will lead to consequences.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited to maintain game balance.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

PixelPings Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your phone rings. You answer and hear an Indian accent on the other end. What could it mean? Is it a quest from a mysterious NPC? A secret code to unlock hidden treasures? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a wild ride of unexpected phone calls and epic adventures. Who knows what other surprises await you? Come on, don’t be a blockhead – join today!

ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness!