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Players:	105/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Items Found:	6500
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6796	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	152
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6377
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1009

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	2297
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

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In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!