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NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	146	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	19	Emeralds Found:	2919
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!