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Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	172836
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	7949	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Organic Knife Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1386	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	271	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1577	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!