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Blocky McBlockface

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a giant carrot? You can do that here! And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies and skeletons.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the rarest and most coveted block in all of Minecraft…the elusive Phenotype block! Legend has it that this block has the power to turn your wildest dreams into reality. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? With the Phenotype block, it’s totally possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Wolfy Wonders: Where Wolves Roam Free and Creepers Beware!

Animal Behavior, BEWARE, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Endangered species, free, gray wolves, howling, hunting, majestic creatures, Nature, pack animals, PREDATORS, protect wolves, roam, Wilderness, wildlife, wolf conservation, wolf habitat, wolf pack, wolf population, wolf reintroduction, Wolfy, Wolves, Wonders

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wolves are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because our server is PACKED with wolves! We’ve got so many wolves roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life forest. And get this – our wolves are trained to do tricks! Watch as they perform backflips and somersaults right before your eyes. Join our server now and become the ultimate wolf whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. Yes, you heard that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you’ll acquire just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird. And don’t worry, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a team of elite chicken bodyguards, so no one can steal its precious jewels.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman. Our DJ Villager knows how to drop the sickest beats, so get ready to party like you’ve never partied before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most wolf-filled adventures of your life!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, wipes

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.43.vanillaboxmc.ru

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FrontierSMP: Where even the cows can wreck you in PVP! 1.20.6, Towny, McMMO, Custom Terrain, Crossplay

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net

Bedrock Port 19132

Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Version 1.20.5 (Java)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and Season 1 has just launched. At the end of the season, points will be tallied and the victors will be given rewards! Join us now for an awesome experience!

Season 1:

Season 1 is now live and we are currently 1 month in! We have an expected run time of 6 months per season with rewards at the end for all those that finish in the top 3! Check our Wiki for more info.

Main Features:
We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the IP “Play.FrontierSMP.net” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

2. Can I play on this server from a mobile device?

Yes, you can play on this server from a mobile device using the Bedrock Port 19132.

3. Are there any pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features on this server. We believe in providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

4. How do I create a town on this server?

To create a town, use the Towny plugin in-game and follow the prompts to set up your own town with friends.
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Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Version	1.20.5 (Java)

PokeValley VS Hypixel

#GamingCommunity, Activecommunity, Brandnewserver, Champion, CompetitivePlayers, CustomBadges, EliteFour, FunGaming, GymBattle, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmonserver, PlayerHomes, PokeDexRewards, PokeValley, PvE, Randomteleport, Survival, Teleportation, Tournaments, vanillaexperience

Hypixel	PokeValley
Large playerbase	Active playerbase with a focus on Pixelmon
Diverse mini-games and game modes	Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion
Premium and VIP ranks available	Non pay-to-win experience
Regular updates and new content	Vanilla experience with added features
24/7 Support and active staff team	Weekly Tournaments and community suggestions

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel pay-to-win?	Hypixel offers premium and VIP ranks, but they do not provide any competitive advantage in-game.
How is PokeValley different from other Pixelmon servers?	PokeValley focuses on a non pay-to-win experience with player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion, and weekly tournaments.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large player base, while PokeValley has an active community focused on Pixelmon.
Are there regular updates on both servers?	Yes, both Hypixel and PokeValley provide regular updates and new content to keep their players engaged.
How can I get involved in the community on PokeValley?	You can participate in weekly tournaments, suggest new features, and contribute to the player-run Gyms and Elite Four on PokeValley.

LOLcraft – Giggle Galaxy Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the wackiest and wildest adventures with our zany characters!

Join us and team up with Lia, the master of building epic structures that will blow your mind! Or maybe you prefer hanging out with Utatane Nasa, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! How about joining forces with Hakushika Iori, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will make your head spin? Or maybe you want to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, the fearless explorer who never backs down from a challenge!

And that’s not all! Dive into the craziest adventures with Shisui Michiru, the prankster who will keep you on your toes, or team up with Tenma Maemi, the expert in farming and animal breeding!

But wait, there’s even more madness to be had! Join forces with Pipkin Pippa, the potion master who can brew up the most insane concoctions you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Bottoms Up Craft

Bottoms, Craft, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, emotions, financial decisions, FOMO, hindsight, hindsight bias, impulse, investing, lesson learned, market timing, meme, mfw, panic selling, regret, SELLING, solded the bottom, stock market, Trading, trading mistakes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!

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Parallel SMP: Where Java meets Vanilla and players run the show! Explore multiple worlds, shop till you drop, and uncover the lore!

Community, Discord, Drop, Economy, Explore, Features, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Journey, Lag, Lore, meets, Multiple, Multiversal, Parallel, photos, Play, Players, respectful, rules, RUN, Shop, Show, smp, Uncover, Vanilla, Website, worlds
Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the base game. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Server Information:

IP Address (1.20+) play.parallelmc.org

Join our Discord discord.parallelmc.org

Server Website parallelmc.org

Server Photos Server Images (Minecraft Forum)

Server Features:
Server Rules:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server if I’m using a Minecraft version older than 1.20?

Unfortunately, the server requires Minecraft version 1.20 or higher to join.

2. Are there any restrictions on exploring the parallel worlds?

Players are encouraged to explore all aspects of vanilla Minecraft and explore the interconnected worlds on the server. However, be prepared to face dangers and challenges!

3. How can I participate in the server’s lore?

Players actively shape the server’s story by participating in events, quests, and interactions with other players. You can learn more about the lore on the server’s website or Discord.

4. Is there an active economy on the server?

Yes, there is an actively maintained Shopping District with vanilla chest shops, and characters also sell custom goods around the spawn town.
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OnionCraft: Where even the food fights back!

Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Fights, flavor, Food, groceries, Healthy Eating, home cooking, ingredients, kitchen, meal planning, meal prep, OnionCraft, onions, pantry, recipes, Savory, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

Accountability, AUTHORITY, catastrophic event, civilian areas, Click, consequences, ethical dilemma, explosions, global conflict, human rights violation, international law, Launch, legal ramifications, Military Action, Missile, MissileCraft, moral responsibility, nuke strike, peacekeeping efforts, political repercussions, security breach, unauthorized attack, war crime

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

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New Server IP

IP Address (1.20+)	play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord	discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images (Minecraft Forum)

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:

Season 1:

Main Features:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

2. Can I play on this server from a mobile device?

3. Are there any pay-to-win features on this server?

4. How do I create a town on this server?

FAQ

Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Information:

Server Features:

Server Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server if I’m using a Minecraft version older than 1.20?

2. Are there any restrictions on exploring the parallel worlds?

3. How can I participate in the server’s lore?

4. Is there an active economy on the server?