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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 312598 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.
We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!
So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!
