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The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

jbunny, bad artists, acrg, 814, CreativeCrafters

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

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Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

Timedwatcher, Party, general, Minecraft, Skitterleaf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

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SisNoBlingBday

Jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling comparison, gift giving

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your little sister on your birthday? Do you want a place where you can shine like the diamond you are? Join our Minecraft server and leave your sibling rivalry behind! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, especially on their birthday. No more feeling left out while your sister gets all the attention and gifts. Here, you’ll be the star of the show, and you’ll never have to worry about being overshadowed again. So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other!

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PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Democracy, loyalty, Government, constitutional crisis

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.

But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.

And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.

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BlockBusterSurprise

hour left, thrilling moments, time flies, jaw-dropping, edge of seat

Have you ever watched a movie that made you question your life choices and wonder if you’ll ever get that wasted time back? Well, imagine playing on a Minecraft server that makes you feel the exact opposite – like time is flying by because you’re having so much fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenging other players to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall off a cliff because you’re laughing too hard).

So, if you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to scream “Holy shit there is still an hour left,” then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons). See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs trying to kill you).

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Server, trump, international relations, Contrast

lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

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MineLink: Threats & Minerals

Satellite, Government, Négotiation, minerals deal, Politics

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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MineCrafty Bowel Busters

Improvement, Symptoms, mindfulness intervention, mindfulness practice, minecrafty

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft and also get rid of ur irritable bowel syndrome at the same time? well, u r in luck cuz our server is the place to be! not only will u be building epic structures and fighting mobs, but u will also be getting mindfulness training to help with ur ibs.

imagine this: u r in the middle of a intense battle with a creeper, and suddenly u feel ur ibs symptoms disappear. it’s like magic! and if that wasn’t enough, ur anxiety and depression symptoms will also improve while u play on our server. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness!

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure while also improving ur mental and physical health. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Invictus

Invictus, Roleplay, Survival, Jobs, Creative

Invictus SMP ⛏️
Server IP: invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port: 25591
Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We’re starting our 10th season TODAY with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 220+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock Edition. You can connect using the Bedrock Port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server?	Yes, you must join the Discord before playing online on the server.
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are community events, player shops, and other activities on the server.

Enchanted Betrayal 1.20.6

fanbase disappointment, BETRAYAL, en, betrays, 1.20.6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s so lit, it betrays the EN fanbase. I mean, who even does that? But that’s what makes it so epic, you know? Like, you gotta be there to witness the madness. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. One minute you’re mining diamonds, the next you’re betraying your own fanbase. It’s wild, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Just do it, bro. You won’t be disappointed.

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