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The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5768	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Animals Bred:	154
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5587
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	7113
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Potions Brewed:	126
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mines Excavated:	1451
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Items Found:	1126	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ores Mined:	9039
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.