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GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	239	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6110
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

play.bronsin.com

The WolfpackMC

Community, Creative, Dutch, Dutch based, English, Minecraft, Parkour, Play, Server, Survival, The WolfpackMC, welcome

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

The WolfpackMC is a Community minecraft server where everybody is welcome to play.

we are dutch based, but everything is in english.

play.thewolfpackmc.net

Jew Here Minecraft Server

Abrahamic faiths, Allies, Arts, circumcising, Elite, flawed teachings, genetics, Hitler’s ideology, Holocaust, horrific direction, human spirit, jew, Maternal Grandmother, memetic culture, Minecraft, Philosophical, philosophy, Race, Religious, rhetoric, Server, south america, Successful, tobacco farmer, Traditional, Wealthy, Western world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	94
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Votes:	7022	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a self-proclaimed Jewish philosopher who is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of art, philosophy, and rhetoric in a way you’ve never seen before. Our founder may not be religious or traditional, but he’s got a plan to revolutionize the way we think about Judaism and the world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we’re all about challenging the status quo and pushing boundaries. Plus, we have a strict “no circumcision” policy for all future sons, so you know we’re not afraid to break the mold.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as unique and outrageous as you are, hop on board and help us change the world, one block at a time. Who knows, you might just end up being the next great Jewish philosopher of our time. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

< Allegations Finally Dropped Minecraft SMP

allegations, allegations dropped, cleared of charges, court decision, criminal accusations, DROPPED, exoneration, false accusations, false claims, Finally, Inevitable, innocence proven, justice served, legal battle, legal case, legal defense, legal drama, legal process, Legal System, legal victory, Minecraft, pedo allegations, smp, truth revealed, Vindication

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! We’ve had our fair share of scandalous moments, like when the pedo allegations were finally dropped – talk about a plot twist! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GF Defense Squad

Defense, squad

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of defending your virtual home with rifles and wall safes!

Join us for some frisky fun with your significant other, just make sure to keep the dog from barking too much – we don’t want any unexpected interruptions during your gaming session.

Feel the rush of adrenaline as you investigate mysterious cars parked down the street, all while cuddling up with your partner in the safety of your virtual bedroom.

And don’t worry, if your partner feels vulnerable and unsafe, just remind them that you’re just trying to keep them protected in this wild Minecraft world. Who needs the police when you’ve got a rifle and a wall safe, am I right?

So come on over and join our server for a unique and exciting gaming experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – it’s all part of the fun!