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SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	338144	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	176	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	1583
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

aita, allergic, Attention, baby, best dog, decision, dog, dog person, DoggoDilemma, family, getting rid, health, itchy nose, Kids, lab puppy, love, Marriage, no, shedding, Telling, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6655	Potions Brewed:	69
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

CraftyBillionaire

billionaire, billionaire dreams, CraftyBillionaire, dream purchases, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, lavish living, luxury, Luxury items, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, money management, opulence, shopping spree, spending spree, splurging, wealth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!

BanglaCraft: Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BanglaCraft, bangladesh, Chaos, Corruption, Democracy, democracy in peril, extremism, fear, Government, leadership, Minecraft, Minorities, Pakistan, political dynasty, Political unrest, Politics, power struggle, religious minorities, Server, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

are you bored of boring old minecraft servers? come join our wacky world of blocky madness! we have more chaos than sheikh hasina’s son warning of bangladesh becoming the next pakistan! our server is so crazy, even the minorities are shaking in their boots! join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. who needs stability when you can have this much fun? come on, join us before sheikh hasina’s son comes knocking on our virtual door!