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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3472 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
