| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5253 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5895 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 4104 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5995 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7232 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5894 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Votes: | 5970 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Crops Grown: | 6927 | Star Shards Collected: | 242 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 547 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1547 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6305 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5764 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4735 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1248 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1184 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
